Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

sausage tickler

Another alternative for the word gay. A man who just loves cock

Fuck off you little sausage tickler

by Callumj16 December 17, 2019

Sausage $alad

You and your pals stick your dicks into a bowl of lettuce and cum on top to add the ranch

Me and the boys made Vanessa eat the sausage $alad

by $alad Tosser April 3, 2019

Sequin Sausage

A term used to describe a dress that is tight or form fitting in which half or the entire dress is covered in sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and anything else that is cheep. These dresses are overall vulgar or tacky or both.

"Don't buy that sequin sausage dress, you look tacky!" advised Marie wisely.

"Does this dress look like a sequin sausage?"
"Yes it's too tight, covered in sequins, and looks cheap."

by Gipssie April 13, 2014

Sausage worm

When a song gets stuck in your head

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole

by Ajs11111 May 27, 2018

Sausage Gobbler

Some one who needs many cocks in their mouth!

Omg did you hear julie Gilman is such a sausage gobbler!!

by Tjdaddy March 11, 2017