Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

texas carolan

an easy to get cheap whore

‘texas carolan is a slag’

by texascarolan April 15, 2023

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018