When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.
Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.
by willowisps September 20, 2023
Get the Gooning mug.A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
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Get the Orange goon mug.A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooning mug.Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
Get the Gooning mug.A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
Get the flicker goon mug.Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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