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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.
"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"
by wife of keith john January 7, 2012
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The Great Sleep

A long awaited rest after a long day, or week, it is a large accomplishment in ones life. For one to accomplish The Great Sleep, they have to rest for approximately 12 hours or more and they have to fall asleep before midnight.
Eric is going to try and accomplish The Great Sleep after his exam on Wednesday night.
by ThatBoiArum December 22, 2020
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Sleep Typing

Just typing when sleeping on your freaking keyboard
me:Hello?
My brother: idhaoihdeioahiodshwuahsiudwhsakhdkjwhkskadbwidideidieohdaohdowhidshodhwoidhsiohaoiwhofhoehoshdihaohsdoihwoiahiodh enteirnenrnerinerienrer0210129019201921
me: wth are you sleep typing 0_0
by Abdallayes January 22, 2021
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Sleep Trader

The Act of trading Sleep for vigorous anal sex.
"Hayden Traded his sleep for a right rogering, He's such a Sleep Trader"
by Whatatreat July 11, 2016
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doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
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sleeping oil

by ThatGayShit June 5, 2018
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