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Student: Why do I have to listen to your every command?
Teacher: You're in school. Do your homework or I'll bust my dick in your eye, and I'm a lady!
by fredbayrerooles October 18, 2018
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the place of daily death for children
Jimmy: I don’t want to go to school today
Mom: Jimmy you need to go
Jimmy: School is living hell
Mom: I thought that was you
by johnnypringles November 3, 2019
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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
School summed up
by Picklekitten123 July 15, 2017
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The entrance of hell, enter at your own risk.
"bro, our new school looks like a literal hellhole"

"that's cause it is"
by -nks February 8, 2023
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A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
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Fourteen year prison sentence. Hell, almost a life sentence. Hey its not all bad. A TWO DAY break from your prison and the longest youll ever get in all your fourteen years is SIX WEEKS. enjoy your life sentence. Love, the government.
Fucking hate school
by GHDmnespafro June 2, 2018
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