Student: Why do I have to listen to your every command?
Teacher: You're in school. Do your homework or I'll bust my dick in your eye, and I'm a lady!
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by fredbayrerooles October 18, 2018
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by johnnypringles November 3, 2019
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Get the School mug.A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
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by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
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