Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

Post Christmas Depression

It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.

Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."

by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010

Christmas Card Friend

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.

I never hear from Joe anymore except when I receive his holiday card in the mail. He's become a total Christmas Card Friend.

by LJ at BBCD September 2, 2012

Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice

Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.

by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Jiggaboo Christmas Lights

When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.

Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?

by Martin Luther Seymore February 6, 2009

Red Christmas

When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.

Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!

by Sterlhasasmallhead December 17, 2004