fight club

Don't talk about it. I shouldn't and neither should you.

"Dude have you heard about a fight club?"
"Shut the up you fat fuck"

by Deodorant stick May 5, 2023

club colors

Gang colors or any group organizations colors

“You can’t come in wearing those club colors”

by Bulleitsthebestcat November 26, 2020

Millenium Club

An exclusive unofficial dues free club were membership is gained by having sex (intercourse or anal; while handjobs and blowjobs are awesome, they don’t count toward Millenium Club membership, no matter how hot or desireable or famous she is) with at least 1,000 women that on a “looks scale of 1-10” are at least a “hard 6” and above when sarged from the field, and prostitutes that are a “hard 9” and over. While theoretically a man could bang 1,000 hookers that are “9’s” and 10’s” gets you in the club, it is the least respectable way to gain membership; akin to using steroids to be a Hall Of Fame Baseball Player (yeah, you got the stats, and you’re in The Club, but you did cheat to gain membership.). This elite club’s membership is typically reserved for billionaires, trust fund babies, A-list movie stars, sports stars, royalty, and master pickup artists. To get an idea of how difficult sleeping with at least 1,000 “hard 6’s” and above can be, imagine sleeping with a new woman every week for 20 years. (50 weeks)times(20 years)=1,000 women. Ironically, only about 1 in a 1000 men actually reach this achievement. None the less, all men should strive to be members of this elite unofficial society. This may sound like “shooting for the moon”, but if a man actively strives to be a Millenium Club Member his whole life and dies trying, sleeping with 692 “hard 6’s” and above, you can say he had a damn good life and was one hell of a player. We all can’t be Derek Jeter.

Fred: If I was rich and/or famous, I could get into the Millenium Club easy!
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.

by Orion Jr February 1, 2022

Clubbing the clown

Masturbation

Where's little johnny? He's in his room clubbing the clown he will be out shortly

by Homolo January 16, 2021

The PinK Club

The title of a small philanthropic group of blue collar workers in the Atlantic City NJ area, helping the less fortunate. The PinK Club stands for- Partners in Kindness. thepinkclub.org

The Pink Club is putting on a Volleyballathon this weekend for the battered women's shelter, let's participate!

by A Pinkie July 6, 2011

introvert club

the introvert club is a gang of kids that live in a small wealthy town in conneticut. They are of course introverts, and they hate other kids in there school. Also, the introvert club isnt something to be intended as creative or cool. its intended to make fun of the other members failure.

Hey, did you hear about the introvert club? its this club that is really retaarded.

No.

oH. fUCK yOU than

by Jack Dann March 22, 2019

Hundred Club

A Hundred Club is someone is probably in the top 100 skinniest people, you can see their bones and sometimes organs.

Wow Ellen, you’re a Hundred Club.

by PeterBirnie August 20, 2021