Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

Fart Rock

A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.

Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.

by Diesel AG April 4, 2009

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010