deep ocean floor

Gathering / grouping of seriously ugly people...

Chucky..." Let's get out of here bro...I haven't seen anyone over a three.."

Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."

by Saundoggy July 17, 2019

Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Floor Jansen

Shes hot. Milf.

Floor Jansen is so hot

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 4, 2024

floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022