dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020

splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.

Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!

by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011

Toilet Dragon

A small sized dragon that looks similar to a seahorse and is found floating around toilets in the depths of night. Especially prevalent in large Italian cities

Hey Jimbo did you see the toilet dragon last night?

by wopo99 October 17, 2011

Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.

"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"

by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017

sank the dragon

Like jumping the shark, but thank's to Game of Thrones disaster of a season 8, remodeled.

Last night on GoT, they sank the dragon. again.

by Gunship May 13, 2019

Dragon fuck

After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire

When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife

by Emor2113 June 17, 2016

panty dragon

Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.

"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."

"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"

by DieselJesus December 1, 2011