Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

by the canadian gobstopperer June 6, 2014

Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

Canadian Thot

Any woman from the province Alberta who fucks as many people as possible.

Person 1: She's pretty fucking hot man
Person 2: don't do it she's a Canadian Thot
Person 1: oh well i just wanna bust a nut.
Person:2 Alright, dont come to me when you get STD's

by CanadianThot April 16, 2017

Canadian Dimples

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.

Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

by papasmurf69696969 April 4, 2014

canadian railway

Cocaine and snow mixed together. First recorded use in the bathroom of the Chilliwack Husky Travel Center in Chilliwack, BC.

Trent: Holy fuck this is the canadian railway all over again!

by crazyhighasstrucker October 16, 2013

Canadian Dodgeball

A dodgeball move very common in Canada but almost unheard of in other parts of the world. It consists of one teammate throwing a lob ball up into the air. While the opponent has his hands in the air to catch the ball another teammate grabs the opponents ball. He then begins to suck the opponents balls. The opponent falls over in surprise and is left open to be attacked as he lies on the ground.

I was playing a intense game of dodgeball in Vancouver last night. I was the last one left and thought I may have been able to make a comeback but then Northerlion pulled a Canadian Dodgeball on me and I didn't stand a chance.

by fraxinus April 13, 2015

Canadian Hotbox

An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.

Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!

by pussyboyblue September 7, 2019