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Couch Bombing

The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.

Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"
by MC. Kirbstomp July 23, 2010
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dookie bomb

when you walk into a public restroom, and someone has just taken a really big, smelly dump, and the smell permeates the entire facility
"Wow, that bathroom at work really stinks. It smells like someone set off a dookie bomb."
by renegade of funk July 26, 2007
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Book Bomb

A coordinated effort to buy an author's book on opening day so as to dramatically increase the author's chance of rising in the ranking system. The higher an author climbs in the ranking system, the more exposure they will get, thus increasing their overall sales of the book.
Example: "Hey OJD, today is Enola Gay's Book Bomb! Don't forget to buy her book "The Prepared Family Cookbook!"
by The Orange Jeep Dad August 26, 2013
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English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.
Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!
by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012
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Bombing Atlantis

Taking an extraordinarily large crap.
"God, last night Grandpa was up bombing Atlantis and I didn't get any sleep."
by Sneaky Charlie December 6, 2011
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F11-bomb

Holding the F11 key (the 'Full screen' key) at a random webpage on a slow computer for a few seconds. The screen will then 'shake' uncontrollably for some time after you released the key.

Use when victim isn't watching.
Use ONLY on slow computers, or it will not work.
Guy #1: "I'm going to check out that dude's work."
Guy #2, sitting next to #1, sees his chance and holds the F11 key as long as possible.
Guy #1 returns and notices his screen shaking uncontrollably.
#1: "What the heck is happening to my screen?! You didn't do the F11-bomb, guy #2?!"
by Tomvl117 June 19, 2011
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Milk Bomb

A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
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Milk Bomb
by JustThatOneRandomDude July 8, 2011
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