National Blowjob day

May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day

John: Hey its National blowjob day

Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed

John: WooHoo

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

Truckstop blowjob

When one drinks from a bottle (especially an alcoholic beverage) by hovering it above their lips and pouring it into their mouths rather than drinking it normally and placing their lips on the bottle's spout.

(as friend is seen timidly hover-pouring the drink into their mouth) What're you giving a truckstop blowjob? Put your lips around that shit!

by Testikahn December 17, 2011

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day

I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day

by Bddaddy October 18, 2022

No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual

I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

by Hantlin July 16, 2023