Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
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Get the sexmug. 1. A lack of a proper amount of sexual activity.
2. When sexual activity falls short of what is required. A deficit is synonymous with shortfall or loss and is the opposite of a surplus.
2. When sexual activity falls short of what is required. A deficit is synonymous with shortfall or loss and is the opposite of a surplus.
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