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Perpetual Freshman Syndrome

A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.

Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.

Student 1: Isn't he 21?

Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
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Caine Cosden Syndrome

You are unable to get any bitches

You can’t pull girls
Bob: Jeremy can’t pull any girls , he must have Caine Cosden syndrome!
by Meatstrangler69 January 14, 2022
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New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
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Flix syndrome

An extremely rare hereditary medical disorder in where the affected persons brain shrinks to the size of hitlers remaining shriveled up testicle thus causing them to act and behave much like a small primate
Hot Goth 1 "hey, do you see that guy over there trying to have sex with a cardboard cutout of Macaulay Caulkin?

Hot Goth 2 "poor guy must have flix syndrome"

Also fuck you flix you suck donkey ass
by Flix is a cunt December 24, 2022
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private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.
“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”
by pavanc October 26, 2022
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Down Syndrome Ass

Yo Trayvon, have you seen Lynteria's ass lately. That girl is walking around with a down syndrome ass without even knowing it.
by White Boi Brain January 16, 2024
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Linear Continuity Syndrome

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).

If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.

Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?

Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
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