National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass

hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”

by bobby kills December 12, 2021

National send nudes day

All Girls and boys send nudes

Boy: you know what day it is today.
Girl: no?

Boy: it’s national send nudes day today.

by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024