num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017

sex

What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.

Jaylen: I had a date with Chloe last night. I had to go to my sex playlist.
Zane: Yeah, my girlfriend told me your ex told her your sex playlist was both extensive and quite impressive.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

Sex

Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

gay black prison nigger sex

A action preformed by two horny black mfs in jail. They preform the sexual moves that your teacher and mother do every night to get you grade up jamal. In jail so that they can please their well being .

They are doing gay black prison nigger sex in there

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024

Cost of living sex

When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.

My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant

by Assfroboy February 8, 2024