Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

Sex with friends

I'm just doing it for fun

My friends love sex so i give it them sex with friends

by godgody October 26, 2019

sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy

Woah, Diako is a sex machine!

by ivanyang June 12, 2021

National sex day

A day you and your bf/gf have the best sex on July 19th

Girl: babe!!! Today is July 19th
Boy: hell ya baby national sex day

by Chickenbutt5678 July 19, 2022

sex car

a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex

oh I got a new car!

oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars

by sex car expert August 29, 2022

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024