Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

sex prowler

Someone that is constantly on the lookout for sex, and will do anything to receive it. Sometimes with or without consent.

“Yo can you help me pack my bags?”
“Only if you have sex with me”
“Bro stop being such a sex prowler”

by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023

Sex

Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)

by poosay tight poosay clean January 13, 2023

sex

Awesome but i can’t do ot :(

Me: Omg, Sabine I cant believe your having sex with donovan!

sabine: Come! it’ll be so much fun with you!’

Me: sorry, bestie :(. I can’t. Post it on xvideos and urban dictionary, lemme get a bit of it!’

by innocent rebel June 2, 2022

Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Sex

Seriously.... you searched this up?!?! What are you like 12?

Just..... go masturbait or something instead

Sex is fun

by Maria Maria the April 29, 2021

Sex

When a cat sticks it’s tail up and it enters something.

Child: look mom! The cats having sex
Cat: MEOW MEOW *purr*

by Sexy.cat.lady June 6, 2021