War Thunder

Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.

Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.

by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023

War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

Star Wars

The best thing that happened to us.
Am I right Star Wars geeks.

Star Wars is awesome.

by Bonehead II February 24, 2020

spotify wars

Music comp on phones, who’s song is better

That guy always wins Spotify wars.

by Baulz January 19, 2019

boy of war

Boy that looks and is badass. He doesn't let anything get him down and if he gets knocked down in life, he learns from it and then gets back into the fight. Lives, breathes and eats war in every domain. Other guys get intimidated by him easily and girls just gasp into a daydream upon glancing at him.

Wow, that dude there is a total boy of war.

by Prince1399 September 8, 2018

war of the roses

a major civil war in england between the house of lancaster, the house of york and the house of tudor

The war of the roses is what happens when game of thrones and history mix

by German Empire August 11, 2021

spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender

Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.

by off brand oxford August 13, 2022