Nashville Christian

closeted homophobes

Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!

by User_urban_Anonymous November 20, 2021

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.

Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.

by WannabeU July 5, 2016

christian fredrik

It`s originally used as term of the molested. It comes from South Africa and is considered a disease.

omg, i think i am christian fredrik

by asaputeligger March 8, 2017

Christian Sundby

The GAYEST person you will ever meet. A fucking whore.

Christian Sundby is the gayest bitch whore ever. Penis

by Christian Sundbe June 18, 2021

Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.

Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.

by happee01 May 24, 2010