ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin

1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic

by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009

Miss Wood

Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.

Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.

by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018

Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

wood´s

almost like the forest but smaller

jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big

jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller

by j_kellam November 25, 2019

Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018