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Kiwani Syndrome

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.
The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.
by MacOssi March 19, 2020
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Ignoramus Syndrome

Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.
Cult members or adheres to radical political beliefs likely suffer from Ignoramus Syndrome.
by MadCentre January 25, 2013
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Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

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by scorncadet July 1, 2011
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cait syndrome

when your head is full of cait
all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait
namir loves cait to an unhealthy level
namir only think about cait , he has cait syndrome
by hornybrah April 21, 2021
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Fieldys Syndrome

Rare disease of the sudden failure of the liver that took the life of up next Bay Area rapper AJHUNCHO

Gone too soon
“Dude AJ hasn’t posted in days!”
“Bro... Fieldys Syndrome got him...”
by Herry Stim July 21, 2018
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Telltale syndrome

No matter what decision you make, or how nice or mean you are to a character in a telltale game, they end up being a jerk to you anyway. Choosing the right words or even agree with them constantly has no bearing on how they are going to treat you. Rendering your decisions pontless
Ace: dude I decide to lily in season one, and yet she still calling me out for shit I didnt even do!

Alvin: that's that telltale syndrome dawg.
by Amanuma urameshi September 5, 2018
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Wyatt Syndrome

A person who is white, but looks Hispanic and is treated as such
Person A: That guy looks Mexican
Person B: No bro! He’s white. He has Wyatt Syndrome
by eladalo October 18, 2023
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