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Sad Old Man

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.
As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009
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Sad Wigga Hours

A version of the sad nibba hours but for white people. When a white person puts on sad music and looks at memes between the hours of 2:00 AM till 4:00 AM
I keep getting curved, the sad wigga hours are gonna be real sad tonight.
by rfavsabo December 6, 2017
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Sad Puzzle Piece

Something that appears in the place of what should normally be displayed because a plug in has crashed in Google Chrome.
The website just shows a sad puzzle piece because the flash player keeps crashing.
by grizzmaster January 20, 2010
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Sad Bastard Jeans

Jeans that are cheap and ill-fitting

Often worn by fat unattractive males

Can be abbreviated to ‘SBJs’
Male: ‘Do these Jeans look good on me? ’

Female: ‘No they are Sad Bastard Jeans’
by dmkk August 14, 2022
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Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.
by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020
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Sad bread hours

A phrase used to describe a teens emotions when they are feeling down in a comical way about things going on around them.
It’s sad bread hours when my crush doesn’t text me back.
by Chadd the Seagull July 20, 2020
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Happy Sad Music

The kind of music typically found at the end of extremely sad movies, after many of the characters you've grown to love have died, and where those that have survived the (insert various tragedies here) walk along the deserted road into the sunrise.
She listened to the happy sad music as she stared out the window dramatically into the rain at nothing in particular.
by (>^_^)> <3 November 27, 2011
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