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Friend Zone

A place that cowardess men have created because they're too scared to tell the certain man or woman how they feel, this is a place that many people have said to have been a one way trip, that once you're in you can never leave
by Sock monkey 8654 July 30, 2016
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Safe zone

A zone where nobody ever gets hurt, knocked down, falls, or dies. Nobody disagrees over anything, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everything is sterilized and functional, and vegan food is the only food because everyone else is wrong about what they eat and think, and danger is always someone else's fault.
The restaurant is a safe zone, and the country is becoming one. Nothing has to be based in reality in a safe zone, it's a zone where there is no suffering like in the real world.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).
Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone
by WontonSoup November 29, 2014
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person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them
joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."
by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013
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Gurski Zone

This is a place that isn’t necessarily a bad place however it is where you are stuck in the gray area which is in between the friendzone and being “in there” with a person
Bruhhh you’re in the gurski zone
by Jdev November 20, 2018
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short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
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v-zone

the area below the pelvis that creates a triangle or "v" on a woman. does not include vagina, merely the hairy front yard, if you will.
man, my v-zone is itching.
by abrookinphiledelphia May 9, 2009
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