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law graduate

Someone who just spent at minimum 3 years in literal hell to not even be a lawyer. The law graduate is super smart, but not smart enough to avoid law school. The law graduate gets only minutes to celebrate before studying for the bar exam so that they can hopefully become a lawyer.

Make sure you congratulate the law graduate on their J.D. because they honestly have no idea what they’re doing at this point.
Oh, that’s a law graduate now! Not a lawyer though.
by Lawgraduate April 14, 2019
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Eggkin's Law

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.
Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law
by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016
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Okafor's law

The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free
John reunited his love through Okafor's law
by African Joker January 5, 2022
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Babz Law

The phenomenon of selling an item in Counter Strike only for it to begin rising in price shortly after it has sold.
"Hey did you see the price of the M4A4 Daybreak"

"fucking babz law man, i sold mine 2 weeks ago"
by V-O-V April 15, 2023
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Maria Law

A title for the radial Christian Evangelical legislative push to force the United States of America to adopt Evangelical Christian ideas and practices.

It is a parallel of the Islamic religious code Sharia Law.

(Maria is Spanish for Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ.)
Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council wants to end reproductive rights for women and stop gay marriage; he desires the country be under Maria Law.
by Bobtom February 8, 2012
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law daddy

similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male
girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer
girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy
by h double December 1, 2010
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jonny law

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.
by lisarath November 7, 2005
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