Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Hawk Tuah

Spit on that thang.

Ahhh you got to give him that hawk tuah!

by Kasperliss June 18, 2024

Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking

Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.

by The man without face July 26, 2010

Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

Mount Hawke

Skatepark near Truro in Cornwall, England, UK.

"One of the biggest UK Skateparks"
"Mount Hawke is NOT cheese"
"Screw the quotes, lets just ride"
"Where Chris broke his arm"

by Ivor Richards May 29, 2008

Hawk Tuah

That one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time. The sound made by spitting on it while giving the gawk gawk 9000.

You gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

by CoronaVirus_19 June 18, 2024