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slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.
He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.
by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016
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baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.
"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
by master holy crap October 1, 2008
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splash baby

A child conceived when semen enters the vagina during anal sex
Suzy was a "mistake" because she's a splash baby.
by BMNNHB December 18, 2008
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Brooklyn baby

a younger girl who lives in Brooklyn/or not and indulges themselves with older men, while being a hippy
do you see her boyfriend, she's a Brooklyn baby for sure
by rawrrawrdiamond February 10, 2021
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Baby Fraggot

A nub whos sole purpose in life is to be fragged.
also. One who is ineligible to top frag. Must sound like they are 13 years old or younger. Who provides entertainment from their lack of skills and high pitched voice.
Ronald- "that kid is running around with invis and a pistol. what a baby fraggot"

Frantasmo123: Look at that bottom fragger losing it for our team
Airick123: what a little baby fraggot
by The Frantastic Frantasmo October 9, 2009
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March Baby

North american term for a person who exhibits shady and especially toxic traits that painfully complicate your life and/or someone else's. This type of behavior can last from minutes to months(so be careful), coming in at random times or even periodically. Though there's one thing you can certainly expect when associating with a march baby, which is emotional distress, so brace yourself.
She's such a March Baby, isn't it obvious? I lose brain cells every time i see her.
by JuicegxGod September 6, 2019
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Dinner Baby

The condition when, after eating a large meal, one's stomach protrudes like that of a pregnant woman.

Term maybe altered due to mealtime: ie: lunch baby.
I had a dinner baby after the all-you-can-eat buffet.
by Murpy's Lawyer March 8, 2007
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