wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours

You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!

by Britlyn December 8, 2013

Okafor's law

The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free

John reunited his love through Okafor's law

by African Joker January 5, 2022

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.

Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

law abider

those who abide by the laws.

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.

by john zhu November 29, 2013

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

jonny law

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

by lisarath November 7, 2005