Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019
Get the Are you funny nowmug. 
Funny/suspicious is kind of like the movie crazy/beautiful, where somebody is more than one way at the same time, and it seems like part of hell had to break loose for them to get that way.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Funny/suspiciousmug. by WhenTheCarGoesBoom May 5, 2021
Get the funniemug. Something that people say when they see a video or something that's not funny.
Similar to the not funny, didn't laugh meme.
Similar to the not funny, didn't laugh meme.
by some dude online 🤨 May 29, 2020
Get the THIS IS NOT FUNNYmug. Funny - causing laughter or amusement ;hilarious
“ Arsema is the funniest person I know bro ! She Literally makes my day🙏🏾“
“ Arsema is the funniest person I know bro ! She Literally makes my day🙏🏾“
by Dhattqunfuai March 5, 2022
Get the Funnymug.