Goon Squad

The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.

He was going out of his mind so they brought in the goon squad and they beat the shit out of him

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Pay Gooning

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.

by JBOE March 3, 2025

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

Goon

When a friend texts you Goon in which refferiing you to Go On xbox and play Call of Duty MW2

Goon

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010