by bob March 15, 2003
Get the sloppy lilipad mug.Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
by kazza41 June 17, 2014
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Get the Sloppy Falafel mug.The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 7, 2018
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Get the Sloppy Tammy mug.The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011
Get the Sloppy Beluga mug.I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.
by Charlie24912491 October 1, 2017
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