Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

snake nest

A group of snakes (liars or bitches) who all hang out together and snake (like or make up rumors about) about other girls.

"Crawl back into your little snake nest!"

by halieisabellarose November 7, 2017

Snake Spotting

In a men's restroom - when one casually glances at another's penis while standing at a urinal.

Dude, don't go in that bathroom. This guy was snake spotting my love length in there...

by Hugh G Mungous July 25, 2007

Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.

Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.

by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011

KD Snake

a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible

I get John on my team

That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him

by Ur_boy July 28, 2018

Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018