God

A) A large animated figue that looked down upon King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table and told them to seek out the Holy Grail. God doesn't like people groveling, apologizing or sheilding their eyes. He thinks that the idea for the quest for the Holy Grail was a good idea because it was his.

B) A woman who looks remarkably like Alanis Morrisette. If you ear her voice your head will cave in and you'd be rendered dead within five atoms.

A) God: Arthur, King of the Britans...
(Arthur and Knight start to bow and grovel)

God: OH QUIT GROVELLING! IF THERES ONE THING I CAN'T STAND IT'S GORVELLING.

B) Last Xion: Why are we here?

God:...... wi*.

*I did not get the correct translation for that.

by DesporadoCutter June 18, 2003

god

nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.

I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.

by Dennis May 25, 2004

god

The aura of everything in existence.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

god

God- The dude with all power and stuff. He has shiney glowy super-being powers.

(The omnipotent being scriptX is mad at because he got herpes from his lover and now can't be accepted among his friends and family. Blames it all on the guy upstairs when he knows its all his own fault.)

"Dude, God just pwnz0r3d me in Raven Shield!"

by Butters McTripsterflipster April 17, 2004

On God

When you are sirius about something

random ass nigga: You a pussy ass bitch
You: On god, I'm gunna beat your ass

by SuperTigerYT July 10, 2018

god

The exception to all absolutes.

To provide an example would be contrary to my definition for God.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

god

A creature of great power and rules...stuff. There are many of these beings in liturature and other fiction.

God? Which one? Buddah? Zeus?

by Choo-Choo McGrew September 16, 2006