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World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

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tree am

3 am but for TREE so am pro LOL XD
CURRENTY TREE AM OMG GUYZ
by B.R.A.I.N May 31, 2021
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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tree knee

condition exhibited by snow-sport enthusiasts (mainly snowboarders, but sometimes skiiers) consisting of a bruised knee caused by repeated collisions with trees in the backcountry
Joe got a serious case of tree knee after a day of shredding pow off the groomed runs.
by dinky jones February 13, 2010
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Psalm tree

A tree that is not yet a fully grow Palm tree, with a silent "S" in the word. The tree is still growing up.
Look Ciawa, it's a psalm tree!
by Nkp123 October 3, 2016
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William
Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt
by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019
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