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john lennon

God himself. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, he was the leader of The Beatles, wrote some of the best songs ever made, and was taken away from us too soon.
John Lennon 1940-1980
by SuperSonicX April 29, 2005
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St. John's

the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.
St. John's is a great town to party in!
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.
Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad
by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018
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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?
Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass
by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021
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John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.
John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"
by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023
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Sleepy John

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.
by Ugly pants April 12, 2011
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John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.
Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.
by Chuggington December 28, 2016
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