barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone?
frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!
frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!
by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004
Get the new jerseymug. loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers
"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"
by Jake August 7, 2003
Get the Jersey Assmug. Someone who is from New Jersey and lives at the Jersey Shore all year around. The are jealous of the swag that the vacationers carry, because they have none. They usually get their girls stolen from them by shoobies and will do things like start some shit, and then run away from the fight. They pretend to be proud to be a local, but really its just a way to cover up their insecurities.
Jersey local says, "Fuckin shoobies littering on our beaches , and stealing my girlfriend, this is bullshit, gets me so mad i could throw a rock or some shit bra"
by SomeAnonymus September 6, 2010
Get the Jersey localmug. NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
by Jersey boy October 5, 2018
Get the New Jerseymug. “Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”
by lewisblewis December 14, 2020
Get the Jersey Bagelmug. 
definitely the most underrated state. Is extremely safe, has good education, but somehow the "armpit of America?"
by just peach e May 30, 2019
Get the New Jerseymug.