Joshua Walcott Disease

When a person of age of 12-19 won’t shut up about getting married to their partner at a young age

“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”

by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019

harry potter disease

a disease.

the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad

by KURFKNIUGIK7YFUHV December 7, 2020

Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 4, 2021

Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011

cumbo-mungo disease

a disease people get that makes them really really like amogus

my friend has cumbo-mungo disease plesese play amogus with them

by SkyBlueAviator April 1, 2023

FNAF Lover Disease

When your so obsessed with FNAF that you can’t think about anything except for FNAF and your brain slowly turns into fazgoo.

Mark: har har har har har har har har har har
John: Oh no mark! You have FNAF Lover Disease

by Fnaflover6 October 30, 2023

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010