A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.
by nosac69 February 16, 2019
Get the dan shell mug.The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
Get the Miserable Dan mug.by Jwhoiset March 21, 2019
Get the Dan the man mug.by Mcslide destroyer February 24, 2017
Get the daddy dan mug.1. Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the YMCA that got arrested for trafficking child porn into Canada? Over 5,000 pictures and videos!
2. That kid John hit on my little sister last night... I think he might be a Dan Quail...
2. That kid John hit on my little sister last night... I think he might be a Dan Quail...
by aConfusedChild February 2, 2010
Get the Dan Quail mug.also known as a bold munk,
and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair
and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair
by Dk6968 August 23, 2017
Get the uncle dan mug.by Warboon April 27, 2008
Get the Doing the Dan mug.