While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus
I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.
by Maple Hoser August 2, 2021
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Get the Southern Canadian mug.We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.
by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010
Get the Canadian Pig mug.When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you
John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock
by Haaksan May 3, 2016
Get the canadian headlock mug.An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.
This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.
This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.
U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.
U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.
U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?
U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.
U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?
by bibliogoddess14 November 12, 2009
Get the Canadian Flagpatch mug.Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.
by Sgt.unicorn March 22, 2017
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by that one dude that ruins it March 9, 2018
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