puppet blowjob

when you give a handjob with a puppet

yo yo yo puppet blowjob

by the cum milker June 4, 2021

Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.

I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.

by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

New Jersey Blowjob

When a woman farts on your penis.

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared

by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023