A Brandon Basque is someone that is beyond "greek god status"; someone that makes other men look like women. In addition, a Brandon Basque's biceps commonly have they're own gravitational pole; one that only seems to affect women.
Girl 1: "Why is my heart beating so fast all of a sudden?"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"
Girl 2 "Oh look it's Brandon Basque, he's driving past us"
by Like eh deh somebody January 27, 2021
Get the Brandon Basquemug. When a person does something so questionable, so baffling that there's no other word to describe that action besides using the person's name.
While playing League of Legends Why did you try to fight the first dragon when we have no vision, no mid, and bot prio? You just pulled a Brandon play
by Agent 090 November 1, 2022
Get the Brandon Playmug. president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 1, 2022
Get the president brandonmug. scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots
has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her
overall proper bargain
has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her
overall proper bargain
emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs
emily:oh okay xx
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs
emily:oh okay xx
by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020
Get the brandon maitchellmug. The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans
Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.
Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.
K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.
nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!
Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.
K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.
nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!
by Skyleigh April 23, 2019
Get the Brandon Santiagomug. He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
by Km$ney June 6, 2018
Get the gary brandonmug. Brandon is a kind soul. but dont be fooled by this act of kindness, all Brandons are GAY and this is a force not to be reckoned with because he will touch you.
by a man who never lies April 29, 2021
Get the brandon albanmug.