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Deadline Sex

Once the Alarm is set, and gets closer to countdown, the sex get amplified.

The sound of alarm sets off a Pavlov response which causes increased speed and intensity.
Just before she had to catch the train we had great deadline sex...
by Ikke Will February 5, 2017
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Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.
At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda
by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025
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phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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Sex

Sex is where you uhhhhh i forgor
Jake: what sex
Banana: idk
by YourDrunkkUnclee September 21, 2023
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Sex

How I got your mother pregnant with logical deduction
by milkfromthebooba November 8, 2022
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super sex

the best sex that makes you nut but in 0.00000000002 seconds
by bmeth999999 July 15, 2021
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Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel
by The Thongler March 6, 2024
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