Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at

Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow

by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

by ZanMax May 25, 2018

dog biz

Dog Shit, or dog poop.

I stood in a large pile of dog biz this morning.

by Heapcreed December 1, 2016

Hot Dog Chiglet

A chigger who is fat and loves hot dogs.

Man, these Hot Dog Chiglets love hot dogs!

by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022

Oily Chili Dog

The act of having anal intercourse while the recipient has to defecate. Once the top finishes and pulls out, the recipient proceeds to defecate all over the top.

“Oh man, my girl surprised me with an oily chili dog last night!”

by The Great Hambino November 20, 2024

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017