monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009

Mutt Shark

A Caucasian female who is attracted to African-American men.

Tracy, a Mutt Shark, is planning to go to Black Bike Week in Daytona Beach to find a new boyfriend.

by ChicagoWillie January 1, 2012

The"Daddy"Shark

When one inserts both arms elbow deep into their sexual partners bodily cavities and procedes to move their arms in a chomping "shark"motion.

I'll just stand today...I was up late getting The"Daddy"Shark from my boyfriend.

by Myschoolsmellslikerottenbussy September 23, 2018

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

shark attacking

When a man is erect and bends backwards on all fours and walks around with his "dorsal phin" in the air. "You may make noises while doing so". It can be done alone but preferred you have a partner to chase around.

Last night my boyfriend started shark attacking me. He wasn't fully erect so it looked more like Free Willy's fin.

by Rede36 April 20, 2014

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 6, 2013

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac July 20, 2008