Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.
"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"
"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."
"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."
by SpeedosStretch September 14, 2019
Get the Jesus complex mug.Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.
by Ngstfld June 30, 2018
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by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011
Get the cheesus jesus mug.by Seny69 December 30, 2018
Get the Sweet Jesus mug.The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
by 10cc July 1, 2016
Get the Jesus holiday mug.when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017
Get the raped by jesus mug.Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
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