Sandwich Punch

Definition - A Sandwich Punch is the act of punching someone across the face, whilst having a sandwich in your hand, over your knuckles or between your fingers. After successfully punched someone across the face with a sandwich (The more sandwich left on their face, the better) you then throw the sandwich directly at their torso, leaving even more sandwich residue on their clothing.

Jack: That's funny shit, Sean got 'Sandwich Punched' so hard by Connor, that left bread under his eyes and mayonnaise on his shirt.

Connor: I know, wasted my Turkey, Bacon and Mayonnaise sandwich though...

by TheImmersion October 1, 2014

sprout sandwich

A big hairy pussy, resembling a bunch of alfalfa sprouts stuffed in between bread.

Sally has a sprout sandwich. OR. No way man, I'm not eating that sprout sandwich!

by jimisurf September 4, 2006

Serengeti Sandwich

When a person devours a Meatball Sub so quickly that it leaves the entrails all over their face, just like a Lion ripping a Gazelle apart on the Serengeti.

Angus has been eating a Serengeti Sandwich by look of his face.

by Bellsniffer McFly June 24, 2012

Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

crumb sandwicher

A pre-teen or young teenage girl who dresses provocatively in an effort to appear older or more sophisticated. So named from the attempt to create cleavage from developing breasts.

Tony: This mall is full of crumb sandwichers.
Dave: No ladies over 14 years old.

by Loreo Jonez June 17, 2007

soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 4, 2004

Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 5, 2009