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In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.
Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
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Sawyer's Law

When somebody believes that any beer within their proximity is rightfully theirs.
"After nick had a couple of drinks last night he turned into a beer monster, drinking any beer he could get his hands on. His always following Sawyer's Law!"
by Da Filth March 13, 2009
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Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.
Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010
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law abider

Law makers should be law abiders at the same time.
by john zhu November 29, 2013
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kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.
I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.
by Blaze86 March 14, 2014
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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
by LordWufei May 5, 2009
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wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours
You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!
by Britlyn December 8, 2013
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