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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
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Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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This here

used to draw attention emphatically to someone or something.
"I've slept in this here bed for forty years"
by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025
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Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time
Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!
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it’s so preppy in here

used in places like tiktok, stan twitter etc. basically means that the person saying this finds the video/comments/community cringe, weird, disgusting or creepy. most commonly used by floptok users.
*video of furries dancing*

@jiafeifloptok28304: it’s so preppy in here…
by idk what to name my user tbh December 21, 2023
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Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
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I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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