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Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019
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Prettier Jesus

Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
Yo, who sang that song Royals in like 2013?

The Prettier Jesus did!
by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022
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Jesus Cherry

For those that don’t want to use the lords name.
“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”

“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”
by NAR93 February 14, 2018
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Tombstone Jesus

Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
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Jesus's bitch

A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.
Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.
by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017
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Twink Jesus

Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan
by Troyesleftnutt June 17, 2018
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Trap Jesus

Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.
Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.
by †π∆₱ J౿§u$ April 17, 2017
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